MASHEO NEWS

Second Masheo update includes news archives
August 31, 2001

In a move completely unexpected by the Masheo masses, Masheo Greg, self-proclaimed President of Masheo, updated the "Masheo News" section of his Masheo website, with a Masheo news archive page.

Initial reaction to the news of the archived news was surprisingly unanamous.

"What?" replied every Masheo regular interviewed.

The general public was wild and in a state of wild panic since the news broke Friday, causing heavy traffic and near-fatal accidents for those attempting to access the News and newly named 2000_news pages. Fortunately, representatives from Tigertech, the web-hosting giant which facilitates the wharehouses filled with Masheo servers has not reported any bandwidth problems or what they lable "Internet Panic".

We caught up to Masheo Greg to ask why this happened:

"Um..., Well?....I just thought the page was getting a little long. It just made me feel important."

When following up with a question about the next update that might relate even remotely to the X-files itself, Greg had this to say:

"......um....excuse me, I'll be right back."

Masheo Greg never returned.

Masheo Greg updates Masheo
August 31, 2001

To the shock of thousands, Masheo Greg actually updated Masheo.

Albiet barely.

The seemingly absent Director of Masheo Ministry of Updates (DMMU) and self proclaimed President of Masheo, having made a brief and only slightly apologetic posting on the Masheo Discussion Board (MDB) announced that an update had been made. When excited Masheoites scurried, skipped, swung, flopped, and tripple-clicked their way to the "Updates" page where details of such information is exhibited, they found a reference to one new award added and two lame a change of dates in two other pages to to tell of the update.

"This pretty much just solidifies Masheo Greg's position as a big dork," responded one Masheo regular.

Another Masheoite had this to say, "This is more lame than last season..."

Whether Masheo Greg will be lynched by masses of Masheoites now thoroughly disgruntled by yet another update that has nothing to do with the X-files, is still uncertain. Rumors of a "Masheoites Against Dumb Attempts To Update" (MAD AT U) coalation have been in circulation since the update announcement was made.

Masheo Greg was unavailable for comment.