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...so the note is now in your hands. A note that proves that Agent Mulder is a jerk and should be removed from the FBI. A note supported by science; real science. Real, factual, ass-kicking --
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This hearing is an outrage! I demand to be heard. . .
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This is ridiculous. Ma'am I object.
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And I object to her objection! The FBI has to realize that I am *close* to something here. . .
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Agent Mulder, you will refrain from calling Agent Scully a thing. Now listen, both of you. This is not a courtroom. I am not a judge. Although in this case I'd certainly like to be. . .
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. . . to be in total control, to have lives in my hands, to be wearing one of those sexy black robes, and weild a big hammer. Then I'd show that Judge Judy. Then I would-- *ahem*
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But that's unimportant here. What is important is that we conclude this "note saga" right here. I will hear nothing more about it.
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But we will have resolution. The board has agreed that the best way to diffuse this situation is to allow you to resolve it yourselves. . .in the ring. Let's call it a "Deathmatch" just for fun.
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Now all we have to do is find someone to referee. . .
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Oh shit.
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