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Common Masheo Mispellings
We all have had our little spelling errors haven't we? (say yes) And as careful as we might be about the spelling of Masheo - well, yes, we sometimes mispell that too. But don't worry, or beat yourself up about it! Did you realize that much of we consider "accidental" spelling is actually rooted in our own deeply-rooted subconscious revelations? (say no). Groundbreaking research by Masheo's own Sai has uncovered the subconscious underpinnings behind both noromo, shipper, and other's mispellings of Masheo.
Common Mispellings of MASHEO And What They Mean
By Sai
MASHOE-A phrase that, between three-inch heels and swollen ankles, we will
finally hear Scully yell in Season Eight.
MASHE-Mulder And Scully Hate Eggs. An obvious reference to the scene in The
Post-Modern Prometheus in which Mulder's eggs are spat upon in a small diner.
However, we have reason to believe that Scully is actually rather fond of
eggs after that incident, and have even found evidence to the effect that she
slipped the cook a twenty to do it.
MASHED-Mulder Ate Spuds, He Erked Dana[1]. Reference to scene in Jose Chung's
From Outer Space in which Mulder consumes an entire sweet potato pie, and the
mysteriously turns up in Scully's room with a nonsense story, obviously
contrived to irritate her.
MASHEOYI-Mulder And Scully Hate Each Other You Idiot. Perpetuated by trolls.
While the basic premise of the phrase seems appealing enough, when we looked
for www.masheoyi.com, we found only "This Web Site Could Not Be Displayed."
Perhaps their server is down.
MASIDEO-Mulder And Scully Intensly Dislike Each Other. Preferred by the
factor who finds "Hate" too strong a word to use. These people would probably
protest (peacefully) the fact that I am making fun of them, but they're off
putting cream and sugar in their coffee.
MASLEO-Mulder And Scully Lurve Each Other. This seems to be either a deranged
person's work, a MASHEO reglar poking fun, or a flat-out mistype.
MAKLEO-Mulder And Krycek Lurve Each Other. A notion supported by many of the
MASHEO folk.
MASHO-Mulder And Scully Hate Others. A popular idea in non-MASHEO circles,
especially when discussing Diana Fowley, but the enlightened know that these
two really don't have the time or the energy to Hate anyone else.
MASHENO-Mulder And Scully Hate Every New Order. Possibly a reference to
getting unwanted assignments from Skinner. Of course, it could just be
drunken and/or drugged[2] people who want MASHEO Greg to install a craps
table.
BASHEO-Biscuit And Scully Hate Each Other. Not really classifiable as a
mispelling, this refers to the Gerry "biscuit cult" that sprang up in early
2000. This pre-Duchovny-signing-for-Season-Eight cult claimed that Duchovny
would be replced not by another actor, but by two biscuits. Also occasionally
seen is BABHEO, Biscuit And Biscuit Hate Each Other. Our MASHEO anthropology
team is currently working with our archaeology department to find out more
about how these "biscuit cultists" lived.[3]
MARSHMALLOW-Mulder And Raging Scully Have Massive Altercation, Loudly, Like
Old Women. You know, the kind that have lost their hearing aids. Only these
two want everyone to know how much they Hate each other, so they turn up the
volume when they fight.
[1]They tell me that irked begins with an I, but heck, these people can't
even spell MASHEO right.
[2]Proze, only to *paying* customers, okay? I know they're more fun when
drugged up, but we can't be having much more of this...
[3]Mostly, they wrote fanfic thinly disguised as Season Eight spoilers.
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