There is much work to be done here at MASHEO and thankfully we have an expert staff to do it. These MASHEO regulars have proven themselves and their specific talents time and time again. When we recognize such talents and needs within the MASHEO community, we create a specific Ministry to forward the cause, and appoint a Director to lead it. Here are a list of the MASHEO Directors so far and the Ministries they lead.

Melanie Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Spaz (DMMS) Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Fake Posts From Dana Katherine Scully (DMMFPFDKS) Eve11 Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Fake Posts From "Fox William Mulder (DMMFPFFWM) Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Proofs (DMMP) Brianna Director of All MASHEO News! (DAMN!) the damn director... Head of the Ministry Of Taxes Honoring English Rules--(MASHEO MOTHER) SME Barry Director of Anything More Inteligent Than This (DAMITT) DAWG Director of All Weird Goings-on (DAWG) Mary P. Director of the MASHEO Ministry of "Dog just got run over by a car in the street. People come out of their houses in horror to help the dog. The driver is hysterical about the accident. Everyone tries to rescue the poor dog from under the wheels. They pull out a stuffed animal a child dropped in the street not to long ago. The tension breaks and I'm laughing my head off." (DMMDJGROBACITSPCOOTHIHTHTDTDIHATAETTRTPDFUT WTPOASAACDITSNTLATTBAILMHOKOH. -- abbreviated as Empress of Space and Time) Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Ocassional Posts (D-MMOP) Prozacqueen Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Cheers (DMMC) Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Lists (DMML) MASHEO Greg Masheo President Director of the MASHEO Ministry of Updates (DMMU) Ri-Chan Director of the MASHEO MInistry of Double Asterisked Actions(DMMDAA) Pointless Insane Geenic Slasher(PIGS) On Ocassion, even a Shipper proves her/himself extraodinary. Although we hesitate to give any shipper *too* much power within the MASHEO ranks, some do obtain titles: Mary-Anne Marvelous Assistant to Directors of All Ministries (MADAM) The Lone Shipper (aka Shipper Jeff) Shipper in Residence (SIR)